THE GREAT DEN DUEL, DOZER VS JUNKIE

Dozer AKA Mark, lets break it down shall we…

M – Makes women cry… just by looking at them

A – Actually needs to consider suicide, do the world a favour man (too low?.... nahhhhh )

R – Really Smells, im talking as bad as a decomposed body smeared with horse manure left outside on a sunny day.

K – Kills seals with a club for fun, now that just shouts psycho…

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this should be interesting ))

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Allo GOVNA !

Many people are unaware of the 6 essential traits our good friend Jay possesses…

1. The ability to have any woman, of any age, make an “I-smell-doodie” face, just by looking at them.

2. The willingness to endure marathon sessions of lewd acts with farm animals.

3. A very large collection of shaved facial hair, that he collects from local barber shops in town.

4. He believes he is quite a funny person because people around him are always pointing and laughing.

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6. He has the ability to read the invisible trait on line 5!

Now I commend Mr. Junkie for attempting to dual-to-da-death with a person as experienced/amazing/intelligent/sexy as myself. But I’m afraid he will fall short on all accounts. Especially in cryptozoological matters.

Jay actually runs a chimney sweeping business, which serves as a source of income to keep his 9 year old midget fight club alive. Whenever Jay fights as his fight club…he wins. BUT he fights 9 year old midgets.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it…